Thursday, September 20, 2007

*Sniff*

I hab a cold in by dose. Bummer. Yesterday I suspected that I was coming down with a cold, but when I woke up at 2:30 this morning, all doubt was removed. So I'm sniffling and sneezing my way through the day and I'm actually pleased for the timing. My body usually waits until the inconvenience of finals week to cash in all of its "sick cards", so a mid-September cold is rather fortuitous.

The superglue did such a dandy job of fixing my thumbnail that I thought I might try the same remedy for my cold. But then I saw that the tube advised against internal use which made absolutely no sense to me since veterinarians use the stuff to perform surgery all the time. I think maybe they're in cahoots with the pharmaceutical lobby.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could solve all of our problems with a $2.00 tube of superglue?

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